They better stay clear of the lettuce
did you just
first u get calcium powder all over urself at breakfast n’ now u think ur a squirrel what the heck
Calcium powder? You mean chalk? He doesn’t think he’s a squirrel: he thinks he’s a climber. Look at that stem.
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
words to live by
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
I’m trying too file my hands down to a normal texture.
Living the dream